Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Hell

DMV Employees
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Roger Ebert
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands

Democrats
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell